How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs