How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg