Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.