Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.