Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling