Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why do girls wear make up and perfume?

Cuz they're ugly and they stink!

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

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What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient?

They are their own birth control

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling