Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

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What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

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Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!