What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

Who is faster... Speedy Gonzales or Road Runner?

It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.

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What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

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What do you call your favorite 80's pop star floating dead in the harbor?

David Buoy

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D