What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Who won the race?

Society.

How does Greenland win a war?

Nuuks.

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How did the clock get cancer?

Second-hand smoke!

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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Why did the agnostic receive a lighter sentence?

He had no prior convictions.

Why did the sun-praiser receive the full inheritance from his grandmother?

Because he was the Solaire!