What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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What are ye wearing to yer weddin'?

Second fella says "A kilt of course!" First fella "What's the tartin " "She's wearing white" says his pal

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why did the scarecrow receive an award?

because he was out standing in his field.