What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

What's a cat's second favorite food?

A: Spa-catti!

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.