How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What does a gynocologist and a pizza man have in common?

Thay can smell the goods, but they can't taste them.

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How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.