What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Iq Jokes More Iq Jokes

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

St Patricks Day Jokes More St Patricks Day Jokes

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!