People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Because it's always black and white.
The white ones are usually pretty pointless
Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
To cloud 9
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
