What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

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What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block