People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Dumblebore
I like to say "Sure, go ahead."
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
A. How can you tell if someone has Alzheimers?
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
