Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove
Steven Hawking
Tongue and groove.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A lesbian with a hard on.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A tongue
Its on the tip of my tongue...
None. It is all tongue and groove
A tongue. Hehe
It's all tongue and groove.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Pork Chop!
Parcel-tongue
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
I set WHO free?"
Because they're stupid and illiterate.
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Cus he drank it before it was cool...
Cus he was too far out, man
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
When it gets a handle on life.
Grab a cup of joe.
He was 0K.
A: It loses its cool.
