Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
There's no accounting for taste.
Tongue and groove
Steven Hawking
Tongue and groove.
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
A lesbian with a hard on.
It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.
They have the gift of tongues...
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
BEST MIME EVER!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A tongue
Its on the tip of my tongue...
None. It is all tongue and groove
A tongue. Hehe
It's all tongue and groove.
A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
No studs. All tongue in groove.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!
Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
Hebrewed it.
Grounds for termination.
Cus he was too far out, man
Cus it was being stalked!
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He needed the cowlcium.
x-post /r/puns Scotch.
By abusing his names in other languages.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
Punchline
Parcel-tongue
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
