How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint?

Tongue and groove

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor?

tppppthh...."spit sound"

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did they say about Baghdad after they installed too many garbage cans?

It was Bin Laden