How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?

Well-hung.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

What do you call coffee on the floor?

Ground Coffee.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

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How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.