Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why don't black people get presents for Christmas?

Because prisons don't have chimneys.

Who's there ! Census ! Census who ?

Census presents for Christmas !

People Jokes More People Jokes

How did people know Patrick Stewart was crying?

Because he bawled.

What did one saggy t*t say to the other saggy t*t?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Old People Jokes More Old People Jokes

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.