What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common?

They are both full of crap.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".