What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

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What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

Skydiver Jokes More Skydiver Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa