What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What's 6" long and women love it?

100$ bill.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What do you do when you drop your favorite ska record?

PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP!

Dog Poop Jokes More Dog Poop Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty