Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

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What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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He ran into trafiki.

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What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Who's there ! Anne Boleyn ! Anne Boleyn who ?

Anne Boleyn alley !