What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.