What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers