What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What do you call a game of basketball between two Mexicans?

Juan on Juan.

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers