Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What do you call a droid that always takes the longest route?

R2 Detour.