How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

A: It stole the show!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.