How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

Freeze Jokes More Freeze Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why did the blonde freeze a pot of boiling water?

Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!