What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Reservation Jokes More Reservation Jokes

Why did the Native American quit his desk job at the Marriot?

He didn't like dealing with reservations.

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.