Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.

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Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

A: Reservations.

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey"