Why do Native Americans like being invited to Thanksgiving dinners?

Because usually they're stuck with reservations.

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

What do Native Americans do for the holidays?

Nativities.

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.