What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why didn't the native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.