What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean