What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!