What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What do you call a dog who loves to be dominated?

A sub woofer. Thank you & God Bless

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

What is Gucci Mane's favorite kind of cheese?

Gruyauuuurrrrrrrrrr

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'