What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

What did the pirate say when asked how old he was?

Aye Matey!

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.