Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.