Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.