How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)