What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything