Hotdog Vendor Jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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How many zen buddists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One and not one.

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

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What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.