Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.