What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

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How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)