Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.