How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Aqua Fur Jokes More Aqua Fur Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.