What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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It was won by a hare!

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Pesto chango

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What up doe

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Tomorrow

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Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.