What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel" ...ba dum cha!

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift