What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

When does 1+1=3?

When you don't use a condom.

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.