What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.