What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

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How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of bear likes the rain?

A drizzley bear.