Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

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What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do they call Reddit in France?

Ribbit

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

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What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking