Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

What are the most useless items ever invented?

A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.