Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.