Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

A: They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!