Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!