How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.