How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

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Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .