What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

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Thanks, it's my special tea.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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To liquidate their bills.

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You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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To fit in the box.

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A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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An egg can stay in the cup longer

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Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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He calls a head hunter.

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What do you call a biscuit on a motorbike?

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How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?