What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?

I feel abominable.'

Biscuit Jokes More Biscuit Jokes

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!