What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

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How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Universal cereal bus

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!