Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Grab a cup of joe.

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Why couldn't Joe get to home?

He was a Mets fan.

What's the difference between Shea Stadium and Sloan-Kettering?

At Sloan-Kettering the Mets always win.