What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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What do you call a woman who will sleep with absolutely anybody?

Public storage.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.

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What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry