What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

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What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.