Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

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What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."

What do you call a group of dogs?

a PAW-se