Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.