What does a chameleon that can't change...

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What is your favourite variable?

I'm not sure, It's always changing.

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.