Chameleon Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ?

A chameleon on a tartan rug !

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

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What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

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What do you call a geologist who can't hear?

Stone deaf...

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What do you call a Hindu lizard?

A karma chameleon

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

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What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.