What does a Chinese bear fry eggs in?

A pan, duh!

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

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What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl?

It's PAN-demonium!

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!