What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a man call a gorilla he loves?

Haram Bae

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

95 Jokes More 95 Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.