What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

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Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

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What do canes and blue pills have in common?

They're both ready for use when a man is limp.

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1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.