Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Thanks for the gold!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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