Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

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Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

Why is it difficult to pan for gold in Somalia?

Because pyrites arrrrrr everywhere